Merp was a derp.
Merp was a stupid derp.
Merp had to babysit a twerp.
The twerps name was Lerp.
Lerp didn't like Merp.
Merp didn't like Lerp.
One day, Lerp snuck up on Merp.
Merp was asleep.
Lerp scared Merp.
Merp woke up.
Merp punched Lerp in the face.
Lerp stabbed Merp.
Merp is dead now.
Poor Merp...
THE END
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Funny :)
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