Naughty One Shots

DarylxCarl TWD i love your crossbow

This will be the walking dead
Carl and Daryl.
Boyxboy

WARNING LIME(some sexualness gon happen)

Daryl's POV.

This morning would have been great, I was planning to jerk off for a bit this morning, then find some food to stuff in my face. Of course like everything in our shitty lives, my plans were wrecked. I stalked over to the front door reluctantly and pulled it open all the way to stare irritably at Rick. He looked stressed, and exhausted. I probably should've felt bad, but I really just wanted to punch him for interrupting my masturbation morning. Asshole.

"What is it?" I grumbled and stepped outside to sit on the front steps of my porch with him. "I just don't know what to do Daryl, Carl he-" he started to speak, but as soon as I heard my boy's name my protective side kicked into overdrive and I immediately cut him off. "What happened to Carl?!" I spoke a little too loud, causing him to jump and look at me weird, like i had two heads or somethin'. "Shhh!" He hushed me with a stern look and leaned closer to continue explain it to me in a whisper. "I'm concerned about him is all. He's eighteen and I've never once heard him mention a girl, never seen him look at any girls either." He talked while hanging his head, like he did somethin' wrong. "You ever seen 'em masturbate? Look at any boys?" I suggested and he looked at me like I just killed a man. "My son is not gay Daryl!" He yelled and I held my hands up in reflex. "Calm yer ass down Rick. It's fine to be gay, don't be a jackass." He sighed at my minor scolding and rested his head in his hands. "Look Rick, If he's gay there ain't nothin' wrong with him, why don't you just talk to 'em about it?" I offered while patting his back in an attempt to console him. "I can't ask him that Daryl, I haven't even had the talk with him..Could..could you do it?" He asked and gave me his best puppy dog eyes. "Rick that really ain't my place man.." I spoke, trying to avoid giving into those damn eyes that reminded me so much of my boys. "please man,I would really appreciate it" he slightly touched my arm as he spoke. "Oh fine damnit Rick you always do this shit, makin' me cave, tell your boy to come to my house, while i go in to get dressed" i sighed and ran my hand through my hair as i got up "thanks man i owe you one" he said with a big ass toothy grin "yea yea no problem" i didn't give him time to say anything else as i closed the door.

I ain't sure why but my heart was poundin' as I dug through my dresser drawers to find somethin' to wear. It really woulda been nice if I could just wear my damn boxers but I don't think that'd make Carl comfortable openin' up about his sexuality. After about thirty minutes of tryin' to find clothes I got frustrated and just pulled out a black tank top and a pair of worn jeans and clean boxers before walking to the bathroom and droppin' them to the floor. I quickly undressed and stepped in the tub to shower, my heart beat was poundin' in my ear so loud it was makin' me angry. I turned on the water and relaxed at the feeling of the water hitting my skin. I was finally able to calm down and enjoy some silence, then it occurred to me that I could just jerk off in the shower before he gets here to make up for not being able to this morning.

My hand slowly traveled down my body to my already hard dick, grasping it firmly thoughts of carl ran through my brain as i started to stroke my dick. I started getting really into it as i groaned quietly when all of a sudden i hear my front door open. "fuck!" i whisper yell as i hurriedly got out of the shower. " Daryl?! you here?" he yelled as i heard him walking around. "yea give me a minute!" i quickly dried off and put on the clean clothes. I tugged on my boxers, biting my lip to keep quiet while I adjusted myself to fit inside them as comfortably as possible given the circCUMstances. After my boxers I pulled on my tank top, my eyes glaring at the jeans on the floor with irritation to the pain I knew would come once they were on. With a heavy sigh I grabbed them and started pulling them up my legs, pausing hesitantly once I had the waist band in place. My hands traveled sadly to the button which I had trouble buttoning for obvious reasons. The zipper, a boners mortal enemy, was now the only thing standing in the way of my talk with Carl. I muffled a pained groan as best I could while pulling the evil thing up and leaning against the wall to regain my composure before venturing down the stairs.

As i walked down the stairs i saw Carl staring at my crossbow. "like what you see?" he turned to look at me and smiled "yeah! i cant wait to try it out one day, but sadly we haven't found another crossbow yet" he said with the cutest sad face ever. I sat down on the couch and patted the spot next to me, he sat down happily "sooo" i said awkwardly not knowing how to start, as i looked over at him noticed he was staring at my bulge. I felt my self get even harder than i was if that was even possible. " do you like anyone?" i blurted out and felt really stupid after saying it. "Yes actually i do, but i don't think they feel the same way" he said while looking at the ground. "who is the girl you like?" i asked while feeling my heart pound and my breathing got faster, im scared to know who he likes. "its....not a girl" he said avoiding eye contact. my heart swelled with excitement oh shit he is gay! "well who is the lucky guy?" i asked while he finally looked into my eyes. " you Daryl"
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no fucking way, did he just say he liked me?! "are you being serious with me right now Carl?" i asked while he stared at his lap again. "yes... i noticed you were hard and i couldn't stop staring... i actually got hard myself" he said blushing while moving his hands off of his lap i saw the bulge, which made my whole body full of lust. "um...want me to help with that?" i asked not looking him in the eyes. "how...would you help? i thought only a girl and guy could fuck?" i shot my head up as soon as i heard him say fuck."where did you learn about sex?" i asked confused as hell since Rick said he didn't give him the talk, "I asked Glenn and he told me" he said like it wasn't a big deal. "well makes my job easier, anyway want me to help with your little problem?"

(LIME BEGINS NOW)

he slowly nodded his head yes and i felt my heart beat even faster, i told him to stand up and pull of his pants and boxers while i got down on my knees in front of him, licking my lips as his dick sprung out of his boxers. I looked up at him while i slowly started to lick the tip, tasting his precum. i took his head in my mouth and slowly started to suck his slightly big dick, he was moaning and thrusting gently into my mouth, i decided to take his whole cock into my mouth and by his gasp he loved it, i led my right hand up and started massaging his balls, making him moan more. after a few minutes i felt him ready to cum, as he shot his load in my mouth i looked up at him and swallowed. "its my turn now" i say as i stand up revealing my hard huge dick. I sat down and he got in front of me, he was looking at me like I was some kind of god, which made me very confidant. he started off how i did by licking my tip, he didnt take no time to take at least half of me into his mouth. "put your ass into the air i want you to feel something" he did as i said and i sucked on my fingers, i led my fingers to his hole and played with it before putting one finger in, he moaned and arched his back giving me better access, i started thrusting it in and out, i ended up with three fingers in by the time i came, he let go of my cock in surprise causing some to land on his face, which was the sexist thing ever. he layed on my chest for a good 3o minutes before looking up at me " hey Daryl, i really love your crossbow"

well thats it lovelies, hope you liked it. btw this is just fanfiction, i do not own TWD or the cast,