Hi! This is my first ever fanfic so, I apologize if it sucks
Italics is Calum
Bold is Luke
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Sup
Um, hi??
What are you doing?
Who is this and how did you get my number?
That's for me to know and you to never find out.
Okay?? Do I at least know you?
Probably, but that's all the hits your ever getting from me.
Rude
I know right!?
You're giving me a headache already and I don't even know you.
Wow, okay so I'm annoying you already. ONE POINT FOR ME!
Wow
You didn't answer my question tho
What question?
What are you doing?
I'm listening to Green Day and texting a stranger who might kill me. What are you doing?
GREEN DAY!!!!!!!!! I'm texting you and listening to All Time Low
Do you like All Time Low!?!?
If I didn't then I wouldn't be listening to them
Good point
Well, anyways I have to go now and snuggle with my penguin
NO WAIT!
SHIT!
You like penguins? I think I might know someone who likes penguins....
Pssshhh, I didn't say penguin damn autocorrect.
Yeah, blame autocorrect -.-
Well, it's true autocorrect fucks with your life man. Anyways, I'm gonna go read about Troyler now.
Troyler? What's that?
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK!?!? TROYLER IS TYLER OAKLEY AND TROYE SIVANS SHIP NAME!!! DO YOU NOT HAVE TUMBLR!?
I have Tumblr! And no I do not live under a rock! I just didn't know what Troyler was.
*breathes heavily* Okay, now I'm going to go read about them now and I expect you to know who they are when I text you back.
What if I don't?
I will not fucking hesitate to shove a hamster up your goddamn ass.
Well that escalated quickly
Yes, yes it did
Well then now I'm curious about this Troyler thing I might check it out.
You better! Gotta blast!
Bye
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How did I do? I feel like I did well on my first fanfic. Let me know! Anyways that's it for now....
*throws you a cupcake and runs away*
~A
