Me and shrek went to the onion shop. He got me a new onion necklace to protect me from the lord fuk wad army. I thanked Shrek by pleasing him with my anus. I pulled my pants down for Shrek. When I got home my anus hurt to sit down. My dad called me fat because he thought I was exercising because he thinks I'm fat. I sat down and thought of shrek to make the pain go away. When I went to bed my window burst open, and it was shrek. He grabbed my arm and flew me out in front my house. He out me in hi shrekmobile. He took me to the shrek club. Shrek got up and danced for me I was pleased by shrek so I threw onions at him. He put them up his recktum and made a loud roar. Shrek took me in the special shrek room. He made me get on the bed. He took my pants of and pleased my butt whole. He roars into my anus and my anus starts to feel numb. He takes his large ogar hot dog and shoves it down my anus I still felt his dog like if a sword went up my anus. After that shrek drove me home he said have a shrektastic night I said u to. And I went to bed.
