Dan stood up, ( oh wow a great beginning ). Then he sat back down, thinking " what am I doing here oh right, I was about to water the cactus".so very reluctantly he stood up and walked to the kitchen were there was the cactus. He walked to the sink and got a spoon and the then he filled it with a tiny bit of water and walked very slowly to the cactus. Then suddenly he tripped and fell face first into the cactus and died a very sad unicorn filled death.
What have I done with my life
