How many 18-year-olds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, but the lightbulb has to be pretty big to get them in there.
A child comes up to his dad and asks, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“God is both.”
“Is God black or white?”
“God is both.”
“Is God Michael Jackson?”
Man, it smells like up dog in here!
-What’s up dog?
Nothing. What about you?
The square root of negative one and pi are having an argument. After much discussion, the square root of negative one shouts at pi, “Please, would you just be rational?!” Pi responds, “Ugh, get real.”
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Fish.
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
What is the difference between a writer and a park bench?
-A park bench can support a family.
Algebra, stop asking us to find x. She's not coming back. And don't ask y.
CAPS LOCK- preventing login since 1980.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
This joke happily existed in all possible states until you observed it. I hope you're happy.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
