Holes and bumkins

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One day, I bought a can deodorant, but when I tried to spray it, a leprechaun came out of the nozzle instead of my summer berries smell that I was expecting........

The leprechaun had a nuclear bomb for lunch, then disappeared into the great unknown......

I jumped out of my window to see if I could find him, but my mother came into my room and caught me outside (where I wasn't allowed to be) so she.......

Ate my homework and disappeared into the ground.....

She left behind a hole in my room that went strait to the centre of the earth, so I jumped    In after her to get my homework back......

But before I jumped I decided that now my mother was gone I could do what ever I wanted so I filled the hole up with cement and went to go watch T.V........

THE END

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