Guy: are you still mad at me?
Me: twinkle twinkle little star.
Guy: how I wonder what you are.
Me: wish I could hit you with my car.
Guy: oh so you're still mad?
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World's Best Comebacks
Random⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusin...