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Me: why did the chicken cross the road?
Girl: why
Me: To get to the ugly bitches house
Girl: Okay
Me: knock knock
Girl: who's there?
Me: the chicken
Jock: Hahaha, you're still a virgin
Nerd: I lost my virginity last night
Jock: Ha prove it
Nerd: ask your little sister
Jock : I don't have a little sister
Nerd : you will over nine months
Teacher: Timmy, why did you bring your cat to school
Timmy: because I heard daddy say to mommy " I'm gonna eat that pussy when our son goes to school
Me: What's a fish called with no eyes?
Friend : what?
Me : FSH lol
Friend: OK
Me: you didn't laugh? Well fuck you then!
* walks off*
How many letters in the Alphabet?
And no not 26
Anyways that enough for now
Toodles ~
