Sir, 143! (One shot)

Sir, 143!

Sir, 143!

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"Goodmorning Ma'am! Free coffee for you. Peace offering ko po sayo. Sorry na kasi.." I said sweetly with matching puppy eyes. She just looked at me with creasing eyebrows. Ugh! Ano 'to? Tititigan niya na lang ako forever? HELLO? NANGANGALAY NA KAYA AKO.

"Sige na nga. Apology accepted.." she smiled at me, tapos ininom na niya yung binigay kong coffee.

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"Pwe! What the hell is this thing?! Ms. Patrisha Delgado, explain! Now!" I laughed. You should've seen her ugly face. Ang epic! Wanna know the thing? Nilagyan ko lang naman ng isang kutsarang chili powder yung coffee niya. Brewed coffee pa gamit ko with no sugar added! Sinamahan ko na rin ng toyo, suka at patis. Mean, is it not? But I don't give a shit.

"Suits you fine ugly girl! Grounded ako last week dahil sa pagsusumbong mo sa parents ko.." I rolled my eyes and then I left her with a mouth hanging open.

Yes dear, I'm a real bitch. Patrisha Delgado is the name. 5th year engineering student, and I'm the great teacher's enemy. Wala pang professor na bumabangga saken ang hindi nagreresign.

That ugly girl earlier? She's Mrs. Eloisa Agravante, our soon to be outgoing Advanced engineering math instructor. She messed up with me, I just had my sweet little revenge. Later on, magreresign na yan.

While on my way to our classroom, sinalubong ako ni Chelsea, my bestfriend.

"Sis! Ano nanamang panti-trip ang ginawa mo kay Mrs. Agravante? I heard nagresign na daw siya. Alam kong ikaw ang reason behind this. Dali, spill!" Ang kulit talaga nitong babaitang 'to.

"I seeked for revenge. That's it!" I casually said.

"Eh? Anong that's it? More detailed please..." pacute niyang sabi.

"Okay, okay. Nilagyan ko ng chili powder, toyo, suka tsaka patis yung brewed coffee na binigay ko sakanya. No big deal. Ang OA lang talaga niya..."

She hit my arm playfully. "Grabe, you're really a meanie!"

"Why won't I be? She started it. Sinumbong niya ako sa parents ko na 2 weeks na akong hindi pumapasok sa subject niya. Alam mo bang one week grounded ako last week ng dahil dun?"

"Oo nalang. Grabe ka! She's like, the 7th teacher na nagresign because of you! But anyway, I like your prank. You should've used tubig canal for it, tho."

"Gaga! Meanie ka rin eh.." then we bursted into laughter. We're sisters in crime anyway.

2 days after..

"Sis! May bago na daw tayong prof. Fresh graduate lang from UP! OMG!"

"So? Subukan lang niyang kumalaban sakin, walang pang 1 day, magreres-" di ko na natapos yung sinasabi ko dahil pumasok na yung bago naming prof. And believe me, he being hot and handsome is the biggest understatement!

Gosh! Parang professional model kung lumakad. Ang cool ng aura niya!

"Good morning class. I'm Engr. Oliver Ace Carson. I will be your new advanced mathematics instructor. Since I don't know all of you yet, why don't you introduce yourself to me first? What do you guys think?"

"Sure, Sir!"

"Okay, let's start with you Miss.." sabi niya sabay turo.. SAKEN?

"Me, sir?" tanong ko while pointing myself. Ghad, para kong stupid!