Free Bacon!

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So here was my dream from my nap.

A stick figure was chasing a pig.
"Give me Bacon!" The stick man said.
"Oink Oink." The replied. The pig ran into the mud and got the stick figure soaked.

The next day, the stick man told his grandma about the pig. The grandma got her gun and killed the pig. The grandma made bacon but, the stick man complained. He complained until he got what he wanted. What did he want?

To eat.

The stick man got big as a house, literally. And died from diabetes. The grandma gave free bacon and puppies. The End

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 22, 2015 ⏰

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