Drunk Sterotypes

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Aires: Flirts with everyone

Taurus: Clumsy, falling and laughing at everything

Gemini: Rude one that says way too much

Cancer: The hysterical one that never wants to stop drinking

Leo: The one that keeps screaming "I'm not drunk"

Virgo: The babysitter that tries to fix everything but can barely walk

Libra: Craziest, ends up in the most awkward situations

Scorpio: Super emotional friend who is either screaming or crying

Sagittarius: Obnoxious, obsessed with fun

Capricorn: Competitive, thinks they can keep up

Aquarius: happy, giggly, childishly curious drunk

Pisces: Delusional and falls asleep right away

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