YOU ARE READING Funny Jokes Humor Joke #3 70 2 0 by Nerd4life13 by Nerd4life13 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story *texting* Son: Dad what's for dinner? Dad: YOUR BLOOD AND GUTS I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER FOR DINNER TONIGHT!!!!!!! Son: Wtf?! Dad: Oh sorry. Autocorrect, meant green beans and steak. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂