One day the teacher asks her students to learn the first 4 letters of the alphabet. So Little Tommy goes home and asks his sister, "What is the first letter of the alphabet?" And his sister says, "Shut up you stupid idiot." Then he goes to his brother who is watching Batman. He asks, "What is the second letter of the alphabet?" Then his brother says, "Dananananananana, BATMAN!" So then he goes to his dad, who is watching football. "Dad, what is the third letter of the alphabet?" And his dad says, "Hit it hard!" So then he goes to his mom, who is baking. "Mom, what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?" "My buns are burning! My buns are burning!!" The next day, the teacher calls on him and he goes in front of the class. The teacher asks him, "What is the first letter of the alphabet?" And he says, "Shut up you stupid idiot!" *teacher gasps* "Who do you think you are?!" "Dananananananana, BATMAN!" "How hard should I spank you?!" "Hit it hard!!" *teacher spanks child* "How do you feel now?!" "MY BUNS ARE BURNING!! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!"
