67 ➳ THE SIGNS AS WAITERS

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Aries: Messes up your order.

Taurus: Doesn't take shiz and will put you in your place.

Gemini: Makes jokes and gets the best tips.

Cancer: Gets really nervous and keeps dropping everything.

Leo: Gives out free drinks to the people they like.

Virgo: Keeps asking if everything is okay, but they don't like you.

Libra: Forgets about your table.

Scorpio: Smiles and pretends they care.

Sagittarius: Spits in your food if they don't like you.

Capricorn: Doesn't make any eye contact.

Aquarius: Talks shiz about you to other waiters.

Pisces: Tries to persuade you to get dessert.

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A/N: Slightly altered, originally from a post via Instagram - http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/11015492_865498603515736_178904044_n.jpg

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