Vanoss: yo wildcat! You know those stupid ads that kept appearing before videos, where's there's a guy and he's like: here in my garage..
Wildcat: and he got a Lamborghini
Vanoss: Yea! Yea! Yea! And you know what I like more than my Lamborghini? Knowledge. That's why I have these three thousand books, I read one book a day
Wildcat: you know that, you know that guy? Fuck Em.
Vanoss: we should make some parody ads and put em on YouTube, just like... anything that happens that rhymes with Lamborghini
Wildcat: Just sitting here, in my garage, Eating my pasta linguini. And you know what I like more than my linguini? Macaroni. I eat a box of macaroni every day.
Vaonss: here in my garage, just bought this new dry martini with my new loaf of tahini!
Wildcat: chilling out here in my bikini..
Vanoss: You know what I like more than dressing in my new bikini?
Wildcat: men. I fuck a new men everyday.
Vanoss: HERE ON AN ICE BERG ANTERTICA! WEARING MY BRAND NEW BINI! It's goin sideways..
Wildcat: it's goin side ways!
Wildcat: here in the bathroom, holding my Winnie..
Vanoss: there's no like.. continuation after that comment..
Wildcat: that's it!
Vanoss: that's it, just staring at him holding his winnie
Wildcat: what're you doing here?
Wildcat: we always do this shit man! When we get an idea we roll on a way too far with it.
Vanoss: just bought my new shirt that says Hoo-Dini..
Mini: god fucking damn it.
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cute/funny moments of vanoss crew
Fanfictionjust some cute/funny moments from the vanoss crew I found, may be memes and they can be the gayest as well Also covered by the amazing shakira_gonzalez2001!
