Good bye and Hello

66 1 0
                                    

    I walked in the door with the one the only Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramerez.  The look on my step oms face was priceless.  "Why is this man here?

" Well he was born, grew up, became the Anti-Christ, Met me, and now he would like to speak to my life giver so if you would please excuse us." I replied with a tude.

She was speachless.

" DADDY IM HOME AND I BROUGHT PEOPLE!" I announced to my father where ever he was.

I heard a gun shot from out back. I forgot my dad just got a new gun.

" Follow meh."

We walked to the back yard to be greeted by my father loading his new toy.

" Hey dad mind if I try?" I asked my dad kindy

" Sure."

He went and set up the targets. Not at all acknowledging Manson and Twiggs standing there.

"BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!" yelled the asult riffel.

" Shoots good." I said

" Oh yeah my friend wants to ask you a few questions if you dont mind?"

" Sure." he says and he turns around.

His face was priceless. 

" MARILYN MANSON AND TWIGGY REMIEREZ IN MY BACK YARD."

With that he fell with a Thud onto the soft green grass.

" Did I mention my dad is a life time number one fan of yall?"

" No you did not." Manson replies Twiggy making sure my dads okay.





Love is just an Illusion.Where stories live. Discover now