Hey, guys!
I was in a writing mood, so FINALLY!!! Another chapter down!
And man, has it been a long, long time!
So, enjoy this chapter of randomness!
That moment when your friend in real life is in the same fandom as you but ships your NOTP.
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Me at the bookstore:
"I own several fangirl accounts on Instagram, Wattpad, etc., sir, so that's why I think I deserve a discount on this book!"
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Raise your hand if you have been traumatized by feels due to an extremely sad head canon.
Me: *weakly raises all my hands*
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When your OTP almost kisses only to be interrupted:
Me: *facedesks* OH COME ON!!
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Dear authors, tv show writers, directors, etc.,
Kill off any of my favorite characters and I'll high five you.
In the face.
With a chair.
Made of steel.
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That moment when you can't find in the bookstore the book that you really, really, want to read.
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On a scale from one to Allegiant, how hard do your feels hit you?
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Why I'm factionless:
I could be Dauntless
Me: *standing on a tall building* Oh no..... It's sooooooo high... *faints due to vertigo*
I could be Candor
Me: Ummmmm.... It does look pretty...
I could be Abnegation
Me: Sorry, I can't help you now, I have to finish this book!
I could be Amity
Me: Could you just shut up for one minute?!
I could be Erudite
Me: *sees math problem* How the frick am I supposed to solve this?
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Person: They made a book based on the Percy Jackson/Harry Potter/Divergent/Narnia movies??!
Me: -___- *rolls eyes* muggles.
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Raise your hand if you have ever hated a book/tv show/movie character so badly, you wanted to jump into the book/tv show/movie world just to kill him/her.
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That moment when that one character you hate talks and you're all like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just shut the frick up and let the main character have his/her time!"
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Raise your hand if you have ever cried real tears over your OTP/ a headcannon.
Me: *raises one hand weakly*
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When a member of your OTP dies:
Me: *sinks into my deep, dark pit of OTP feels*
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Person: How can you read that? It's like, 250 pages long.
Me: *glares at them* Your point?
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Person: Why are you crying? It's just fiction!
Me: JUST FICTION???!!! 😠😠😠 *narrows eyes at them*
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That moment when a fanfic is so fluffy and feelsy, that you just want to hug your device close to you.
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That moment when you see fluffy/sexy fanart of your OTP and your mind just goes ASDGDHKJDBDKJH KJ HEH JKEHJK SKHJ SHJK SKJ GSHKJ SHJK W...
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When your friend begins to like that one character you know will die...
Me: *silently gives them my condolences*
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Raise your hand if you've ever read fanfic late at night.
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Life just feels so random; like puzzle pieces placed randomly together.
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A/N - WHOO! New chapter! That took a long time to make.
QOTC: Do you like fantasy?
AOTC: I do! 😄😄😄
So, see ya on the next chapter!
I'm out, Peace!
Xxx The_Demigod_Fangirl xxX
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