Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy I'm hoooooooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeeestuckiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnng!
Dave: And who gave her Doctor Pepper? *facepalm*
I haven't had any Pepper Doctor! I think Nine is spicy enough as it is~
Dave: In the sweet name of Paper Jesus, I command thee to stop!
Nuuuuuu Crystal got to you and made you weirddddd- wait a minute.....
Okay. Okay okay okay SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TFIOS I HAVEN'T READ IT YET DUE TO THE EMOTIONAL CLUSTERFUCK OF HOMESTUCK FEELS
OKAY
OKAY CHILL
OKAY BITCHES
I AM ON SOOOOOO MUCH DOCTOR PEPPER RN SO CHILL
THIS WILL BE DELETED BY NEPETA OR SOME SHIT WHEN SHE'S ALLOWED BACK HERE
ANNNNNYYYYYWAAAAAYSSSSSSSSS
SO
PREPARE YO ASSHOL- wait...
PREPARE YO EYEBALLS
THEY'RE GONNA DIE
Dave: *covers Fef's mouth* Okay, so she's going to write some book of Sad Homestuck or some shit. I don't know.
*bites Dave's hand* MMPH T^T
Dave: *keeps hand over her mouth* Really, Fef? You've stabbed me before. In the hand. With a spork.... A bite won't do much. Okay?
*licks his hand*
Dave: *wipes hand off with a look of disgust*
HAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
ANNNNNYWAYS WHERE WASSSSSS IIIIIII OH YEAH
SO THIS BOOK IS GONNA BE A BUNCH A SAD SHIT
MAINLY ME SADSTUCK SHIPPING ERIDAN WITH EVERYONE
AND YEAH
THERE'S GONNA BE GAMZEE
I FUCKING HATE GAMZEE SO DAMN MUCH RIGHT NOW
SO HE'LL DIE BEAUTIFULLY
I'M GOING TO GO KILL HUSSIE SO HARD IN A MINUTE
AAAAASSSS I WAS SAYING
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
Erisol: *facepalm* Davve, havve you triied 2ubduiing her yet?
Dave: Yes, I have. .---.
Erisol: Perfect. *2miirk2 and 2et2 random plu2hy on fiire*
NUUUUUU
*ugly sobbing in corner*
THAT WAS VRISKA SENPAIIII
WAIT
I HATE HER
BLACKROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM- *faceplant*
Dave: *sighs* Yeah, sorry, she drank all of the Doctor Pepper again.... Fuck if I know...
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Randomness and Life.
RandomYeeeeeeeeah. Pretty much the story of how I met the friend I'm living with, randomness, and why OC's are awful.
