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Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy I'm hoooooooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeeestuckiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnng!

Dave: And who gave her Doctor Pepper? *facepalm*

I haven't had any Pepper Doctor! I think Nine is spicy enough as it is~

Dave: In the sweet name of Paper Jesus, I command thee to stop!

Nuuuuuu Crystal got to you and made you weirddddd- wait a minute.....

Okay. Okay okay okay SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TFIOS I HAVEN'T READ IT YET DUE TO THE EMOTIONAL CLUSTERFUCK OF HOMESTUCK FEELS

OKAY

OKAY CHILL

OKAY BITCHES

I AM ON SOOOOOO MUCH DOCTOR PEPPER RN SO CHILL

THIS WILL BE DELETED BY NEPETA OR SOME SHIT WHEN SHE'S ALLOWED BACK HERE

ANNNNNYYYYYWAAAAAYSSSSSSSSS

SO

PREPARE YO ASSHOL- wait...

PREPARE YO EYEBALLS

THEY'RE GONNA DIE

Dave: *covers Fef's mouth* Okay, so she's going to write some book of Sad Homestuck or some shit. I don't know.

*bites Dave's hand* MMPH T^T

Dave: *keeps hand over her mouth* Really, Fef? You've stabbed me before. In the hand. With a spork.... A bite won't do much. Okay?

*licks his hand*

Dave: *wipes hand off with a look of disgust*

HAHHAHAAHAHAHHA

ANNNNNYWAYS WHERE WASSSSSS IIIIIII OH YEAH

SO THIS BOOK IS GONNA BE A BUNCH A SAD SHIT

MAINLY ME SADSTUCK SHIPPING ERIDAN WITH EVERYONE

AND YEAH

THERE'S GONNA BE GAMZEE

I FUCKING HATE GAMZEE SO DAMN MUCH RIGHT NOW

SO HE'LL DIE BEAUTIFULLY

I'M GOING TO GO KILL HUSSIE SO HARD IN A MINUTE

AAAAASSSS I WAS SAYING

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

Erisol: *facepalm* Davve, havve you triied 2ubduiing her yet?

Dave: Yes, I have. .---.

Erisol: Perfect. *2miirk2 and 2et2 random plu2hy on fiire*

NUUUUUU

*ugly sobbing in corner*

THAT WAS VRISKA SENPAIIII

WAIT

I HATE HER

BLACKROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM- *faceplant*

Dave: *sighs* Yeah, sorry, she drank all of the Doctor Pepper again.... Fuck if I know...

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