FIFA

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KLING: I JUST LOST TO DOM IN FIFA!

KLING: WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER AND TAKE THIS GUY DOWNNNNN!!!

Syd the kid: Excuse me but that guy is my husband and I am not forming a soccer mob against him.

KLING: BUT THIS GUY CHEATED!

Hope: just admit that you lost fair and square.

KLING: NEVER SHALL I GIVE INTO THE FORCES OF EVIL...

PINOE: LETS GO TAKE THIS B*TCH DOWN!!!

Syd the kid: What the hell PINOE you're suppost to be on my side.

PINOE: I WILL BE ON THE SIDE OF GOOD.

Tobs: ok this has gone far enough

PINOE has been deleted from the conversation

KLING: WHO DID THAT????

KLING: OH MY GOD DOM HAS HACKED THIS GROUP CHAT. ABORT ABORT MISSION!!

Tobs: oh my god it was me I couldn't take this nonsense anymore.

Hope: while you're at it can you take me out as well?

Tobs: yea sure

Hope has been deleted from this conversation

KLING: I MUST BE AVENGED!!!

KLING has added PINOE back into the conversation

PINOE: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOBS! HOW DARE YOU DELETE ME. FEEL MY RATH.

Tobs: ooo I'm sooo scared.. (Insert sarcasm here)

Alex: as amusing as this is I'm trying to listen to music and you guys are distracting me.

Syd the kid: oh my god it's just a game let it go.

KLING: because you choose not to ambush Dom I banish you from this group chat.

Syd the kid: fine go ahead

PINOE: be gone peasant

Syd the kid has been deleted from this conversation

KLING changed the conversation name to "Team ambush Dom 🔪🔪🔪"

Alex: and here I was thinking this chat was a good idea.

Tobs: do you see what you have started? Now they've started a gang.

KLING: IT WAS A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE HE CHEATED! HE KNEW I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND HE CONTINUED ANYWAY!

Tobs: ok fine go ahead with your ambush but I don't want to here it when Syd comes to beat you because you hurt her man.

PINOE: ITS OK KLING I GOT YOU

Alex: Kling and Megan against Sydney. I don't think that's going to end up well.

Tobs: I guess they'll learn the hard way.
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Alex: it's been a few hours what happened to them?

Tobs: i don't know. Do you think we should go find them before they get into anymore trouble?

Syd was added back into the conversation

Syd the kid: oh don't worry about those two. They are comfortably stuffed inside my closet in the hotel. 

Alex: how did you put yourself back into the convo?

Syd the kid: let's just say they won't be getting their phones back for awhile

Alex: ok then...

Tobs: not the phones...

Syd the kid: they won't be messing with my man anytime soon.

Alex: ouchies

Tobs: angry Syd is the best Syd

Alex: just remember we need them for training tomorrow.

Syd the kid: I will decide based on their behavior.

Alex: alright well I'll leave you to your "business"

Tobs: don't do anything bad please.

Syd the kid: no promises

Syd the kid: Gtg, they are trying to break down the door and someone needs to teach them some respect.

Alex: R.I.P Pinoe and KLING. They will be missed.

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