Aries: Feasting on the blood of the innocent
Taurus: Eating all the Halloween candy they were supposed to give to the trick or treaters
Gemini: Bein' a scary hoe
Cancer: Some weird shit
Leo: Turning up at their own Halloween party Time to party ~(-_-)/
Virgo: Bein' a spooky hoe
Libra: Probably at church or some boring shit like that
Scorpio: Turning up w/ Leo My dreams have come true
Sagittarius: Stealing candy from the neighborhood kids
Capricorn: Is too old to trick or treat but free candy is free candy so yolo
Aquarius: Pretending not to be home and giving no fucks about this stupid holiday
Pisces: Doin weird shit with Cancer probably summoned a demon without realizing it but who cares its Halloween fuckers
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
