Undercover

Chapter 13

I currently sat in my calculus class ,when my phone vibrated it was a message from Jenko ,I got up and walked to the teachers desk "ma'am restroom " she nodded and I walked out . I met up with Jenko in the hallway "okay we need to go get Schmidt Eric is on the move with that piñata " I said running up the stairs to the dressing room and bursting in there "Hi" "Brad ,Nikki woah what are you wearing ?" Molly asked ,we just smiled "potassium nitrate thanks for noticing " Jenko said "we need to borrow you " I said stepping into the room "now's not a good time Nicole ,Brad " "mhm its a very good time cause my piñata is killing me " Jenko said which caused Schmidt to stop motioning us out "is that a sex thing ?" Molly asked "piñata ?" Schmidt asked "mhm " Jenko and I said at the same time "Molly I'll be right back I just have to help Nicole and Brad with something real quick I promise you " "do you understand how soon the show is starting ?" "I swear I'll be back on time " Jenko and I grabbed Schmidt and ran out "what did I say ? what did I say ,whose wiretap is working for him now huh ?" Jenko said as we walked to the car ,I stopped and noticed that there was a tire boot on the car "shit " "fuck " "I thought you said not to worry about the tickets " Jenko said "I thought it made us look cool " I looked around and noticed the driver's ED car "cones ,cones guys drivers ED " I yelled running over to the car "I'm driving " Schmidt yelled "no your not " I yelled back "I never get to drive " fine!" I yell running to the back seat "guys what are you doing ?" the teacher asked "guys? guys? " we drove off and approached the bottom of the freeway and waited for Eric "holy fucking shit those are the guys from the park " I said looking at Eric and the one percenters "that's just to crazy ,what do you guys think is in that thing?" Schmidt asked "I don't know money ,drugs they could be a new buyer or the supplier " Jenko said as we leaned in for a closer look "we definitely got to follow them and find out ,though " I said "get down ,get down ,get down " "what are you doing ?" Schmidt asked " if they see us pretend like your sucking my dick " Jenko said "what? no " "yes stop" "you pretend like you're sucking my dick " "no just pretend like your sucking my dick " "why am I automatically blowing you ?" "because you're in a fucking peter pan costume !" I yelled "okay" we heard the motorcycles drive off I put my head up "go ,go ,go " "okay fine we'll follow them but we need to be back in thirty minutes for curtain " Schmidt said pulling out and following the motorcycles ,the car came to an abrupt stop "dude did you just hit the teacher break ?" "yea you're following too close ,dude they're going to make us " Jenko explained "well if I go too far back its going to look even more suspicious ,so just stop god just let me do my thing I know what I'm doing " Schmidt said hitting the gas and once again the car stopped "seriously ,if you do that again I'm going to Whac- a mole you in the balls " "just stay back ,I could not be more serious " "take your foot of the brake " no I'm not ..no " "take your foot of the brake " Schmidt then punched Jenko in the dick causing him to let go of the brake which caused us to crash into the motorcycle "oh shit ,oh shit look what you two did " I said "what the fuck ,you non driving motherfuckers get the fuck out of the car " the guy said kicking and pounding on the door "oh fuck lock the door ,lock the door " "what are you ,a fucking Keebler elf " "get him out of the car " at this point most of the guys were staring at the commotion ,the guy managed to pull off the sign on the top "its fucking ZZ top!" Schmidt yelled "like an angry walrus " the guy then got on top of the car and began stomping "stomp stomp" Schmidt and Jenko managed to get out of there by running over a few people "stop hitting me "Jenko said concentrating on the road ,Schmidt kept swatting at Jenko "guys! guys !" "what !?" "car!" I yelled they stopped right before hitting a mini van "oh shit " "oh shit " "we're stuck in traffic " "shit they're coming they're coming" " oh my god guys what do we do ?" Jenko asked ,Schmidt got out and began walking away "what the fuck ?" I asked stepping out and running "what's wrong with you ?run!" Jenko yelled at him "I can't I'm wearing tights " dude I'm wearing skinny jeans its the same fucking thing now run !" I yelled running faster "they're gonna make us ..or kill us " "Porsche !Porsche ,police get out of the car douche " "I'm on a call here jackass " I head-butted him and got behind the wheel "that's right go to sleep bitch you just got head butted motherfucker " Schmidt said jumping in "check for a gun or something " I said keeping my eyes on the road "there's no glove compartment in this shitty ass car !there's golf balls and this ,what am I supposed to do with this " he said holding a tennis racket "I don't know Jenko fucking first freeway chase " I said "watch out its going to explode " Schmidt said we waited but nothing happened "what happened ?" "I don't know " "it just didn't explode " "that's weird " I continued to drive and noticed the traffic jam "damn it " I jumped out followed by Schmidt and Jenko "are you texting ?" Jenko yelled I turned to look at Schmidt "no I'm not texting " "yes you are " ,the bikers were ganging up on us Jenko and I jumped over a car to the nearest car which of course had to be driven by a beautiful woman ,Jenko opened the door "hi " Hi" "damn you are beautiful ,you are fine as shit " Jenko said helping her out "Fuck Jenko get in the fucking car !" I yelled more jealous then demanding ,he got in and we took off "they're coming!' Schmidt yelled "look for a gun " I said looking back at the bikers "he's got a gun !" Schmidt yelled ,the bullets ended on a flammable gasoline truck "fuck" we all said .