Dick Pics (Peterick)

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question: how was your meet up w/ patrick in the afterlife?

answer: I met up with teenage patrick since he died that way. days later, teenage patrick introduced me to adult patrick, and adult patrick and I had some fun together.

question: you're the biggest idiot I know. why?

answer: *sigh* I know. I'M SORRY I'M A FUCK UP YEAH. I CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT. ahem, sorry. satan loves that song.

question: 5sos or fall out boy?

answer: not sure what the shit a fall out boy is, but muke is life so 5sos.

question: top or bottom?

answer: bottom, definitely. I don't like topping honestly. it gives me more power than I'd like. it gives me a better opportunity to fuck things up.

question: go away you make patrick sad

answer: ://///

question: wHY

answer: I wasn't mature at the age of seventeen (or was it eighteen?). I regret rejecting patrick more than anyone will ever know.

question: I wanna know why you rejected Patrick, ya little bitch

answer: I.. I had convinced myself that being gay was wrong. like it was some kind of disease. I didn't care about breaking patrick's heart at the time, because my reputation was more to me.

joe

question: describe your boyfriend in four words.

answer: husband* & 'love of my life' sums it up pretty well, if I do say so myself.

question: how long did it take you to get over the death of one of your best friends?

answer: patrick's death tore me up for a few years, actually. I punched a few walls, broke each of my hands at least twice. I punched pete in the face once. it was bad.

question: will you marry me?

answer: no can do *picks up left hand* what do the kids say nowadays? 'taken by the best'? that's me.

question: top or bottom?

answer: *blushes* bottom.

question: what's andy like in bed?

answer: he has a very, very talented tongue. that's all I'm saying.

question: can I pet ur hair

answer: please don't.

question: joe troh you have a cool afro

answer: andy likes my hair cut short, so I actually don't have an afro.

andy

question: grow some boobs for pete.