ARIES: Fire, satanic circles on the floor in chalk, goat's blood, and a human sacrifice
TAURUS: Lay down a bag of chips and something shiny
GEMINI: Sacrificing an iPhone 6 plus
CANCER: A crying baby and thrift store sweaters
LEO: With a Ouija board and by taunting them
VIRGO: Spray Windex 3 times and call for them
LIBRA: Too busy wondering if they should show up or not
SCORPIO: Surprise! THEY'RE ALREADY THERE, SON!
SAGITTARIUS: Bring their grave a milkshake
CAPRICORN: Insult them. Wait.
AQUARIUS: No one knows, sorry
PISCES: Cry over their tombstone
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