Sew dis wun dhey in da ghetto elenur ghet ep an she c mitt romney an he wud neked lol. den mitt romneh wez lyke "lolz etz tena!!1!!!!1" den elenur sed "hehehehehe imma vergen MEOW". sew lewis wez lyke "yum dick and semen i like men" den hurry wez lyke "i have aids oops".
*lol transishun*
Dhey wez ell et sturbex an lewis ordur da semen shake but den he see dat Mitt Romneh waz talkin wiff mirenda cosgruve an he waz lyke "Elenur ur men es cheeten en yew :OOOO0". He den ren tew elenur an sed "mitt romneh is talkin tew det cosgruv betch meh fink deh gun hev secks"
~**~*~*~**~tew beh continued*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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ChickLitWhen Eleanor finds out her beloved boyfriend Mitt Romney is cheating on her with Miranda Cosgrove what will she do? What will happen when Mitt Romney's cleaning lady Shaniqua catches them in action? Will larry have sex in starbucks again? Read to fi...
