Zodiac Signs!!!

If the signs were authors:

The author that leaves the huge cliffhanger and you have to wait another year for the next book: Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Capricorn
The author that kills everyone's favorite character: Aries, Scorpio, Taurus, and Gemini
The author that makes us all cry: Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, and Libra

I'm a mix of all three though! Let me know if any of yours are true.