Zodiac Signs!!!

WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE!

Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable.
Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? No.
Gemini: People can't seem to take you so seriously.
Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself.
Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself, which is hard to find.
Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression.
Libra: You!!! Flirt!!! With!!! Everyone!!!
Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people.
Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't want to get seriously involved.
Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot.
Aquarius: You seem unapproachable.
Pisces: You don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much, which scares people. Are you laughing at them?

Aries seems pretty true to be honest 😂 let me know if this was a good idea to do this book in the comments.