THE SIGNS AS 50 WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE
Sagittarius - She went down in an airplane
Scorpio - Fried getting suntanned
Capricorn - Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Pisces - She met a shark underwater
Taurus - Fell and no one caught her
Libra - I returned everything I ever bought her
Virgo - She was caught in a mudslide
Leo - Eaten by a lion
Gemini - Got run over by a crappy purple Scoin
Cancer - She dried up in a desert
Aquarius - Drowned in a hot tub
Aries - Danced to death at an east side night club
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Horoscopes
Ficción GeneralJust some random and interesting stuff on horoscopes! Pls pardon my Fairy Tail references! I also have anime related horoscope stuff
