Celibacy Club

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Rachel POV
Right after cheer practice I went to celibacy club. Santana and the rest of the squad followed me. We're all in celibacy, even Quinn. Don't even get me started on how she acts. Always flirting with puck trying to be partnered so him. Uh, so annoying, but puck is mine! She can try all she wants but he will never choose her.
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First half hour
"...and remember girls it's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing" we all say in sync
Then we break out into dancing, we're so weird
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With the boys
Puck POV
I still can't believe I joined celibacy club. I mean I only joined to get into Rachel pants. But every time we come close she always has to ruin by praying and shit. Like seriously, we've been dating for four months! Whatever I'd ditch her but she's smoking. I'm so close too.

"So how far does Rachel let you get anyway?" One of my football buddies asks
"We make out, grind and stuff" I tell them,

I can't tell them I haven't slept with her yet, it's embarrassing
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Rachel POV
It's finally time to get together and share our faith

"Remember if the balloon pops it makes the angels cry" I remind the group once more

I put the balloon between puck and I as we look into each other's eyes. While I see Finn grinding on the balloon with poor Santana. Ugh he's so immature. Then I hear

Pop!

And it wasn't Finns balloon

"Puck!" I say panicked

We're suppose to be the example!

"You know what, this is stupid" I hear Quinn pull away from Jacob Ben Israel

I just stand there as I hear her go off

"Did you know that celibacy in high schools doesn't work, the second we start telling ourselves that we can't, we act out, the only way to be safe is to be prepared, that's what contraceptions for" she says

Oh no! She didn't!

"Don't you dare mention the c word!" I yell at her

We're not suppose to believe in that!

"You know what dirty little secret they don't want you to know?" She asks looking right at puck

"Girls want sex just as much as guys do!" She yells and storms out

I can't believe she just said that! It's in confidence what we discuss. She is so kicked out!
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Quinn POV
I can't believe I just did that! I'm on a roll! I think I have an idea for glee club.

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