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Vendrys was just walking around outside when all of a sudden it happened. A rock the size of a piece of BREAD (!!) came flying out of no where and hit his eyebrow.
"Oh man!" He exclaimed
"Oh my oh gosh such beautiful I want your dick" Came a voice from behind him
It was nick.
"Okay, sure!" Said Vendrys with a smile

Then they both went to the Barbie isle in Toys R Us. Vendrys shoved a Barbie up nicks ass so hard that it impaled his scrotum from the inside out. His blood spilled all over the floor. Nick did a handstand to alleviate the pain. Vendrys put all of his blood in a cup and then poured it in nicks right nostril gently. Nick then choked on his own scrotum blood and died. The end.

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