The Signs As Pick-Up Lines

218 8 0
                                    

Aries: Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away

Taurus: if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Gemini: was your dad a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns

Cancer: I'll be burger king and you be mcdonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it

Leo: is your name wifi? Cause I'm feeling a connection

Virgo: if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

Libra: do you have a map? Cause im getting lost in your eyes

Scorpio: if you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

Sagittarius: are you a sharpie? Cause you're ultra fine

Capricorn: wanna get some coffee? Cause i like you a latte

Aquarius: are you google? Cause i just found what I'm searching for

Pisces: I've lost my number, can i have yours?

The Zodiac SignsWhere stories live. Discover now