neighbours . calum hood

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Erini: erini to hood
Erini: are u there hood
Erini: i repeat
Erini: are u there hood

Hood: iya love

Erini: tf my name is erini not iya
Erini: who tf is iya
Erini: r u cheating on me

Hood: i would never!!!!!!

Erini: k i'm watchin u tho
Erini: shifty eyes emoji
Erini: anyway!!!

Hood: yes, anyway

Erini: my little sister is turning fourteen soon
Erini: nd I remember u said u have a sister
Erini: u thought that //I// was ur sister
Erini: nd I was wondering what I should get her

Hood: get her a bracelet w her name on it

Erini: bitch do u know how hard it is to find personalised gifts in this house
Erini: her name is FRIDA!!!
Erini: mine is ERINI!!!
Erini: my dads is SOLOMON!!!!
Erini: my mums is Mary so her name is pretty easy tbh

Hood: damn why ur parents hate u

Erini: u know what
Erini: ur no help
Erini: pass me to ashton, he has a younger sister

Hood: but this is ashton

Erini: what
Erini: u answered to Hood
Erini: u aint Hood

Not Hood: i lied

Erini: wHy tF u lYIn
Erini: wHY U AlwAYS LyIN
Erini: hMMMMM OHMygOD
Erini: sTOP FUckIN LYiN

Not Hood: ok damn chill

Erini: wheres Hood @

Not Hood: he's poopigng
Not Hood: no he's not

Erini: hi calum
Erini: how was ur poop

Hood: i didn't actually poop

Erini: do i need to sing again
Erini: bc i will

Hood: i wASNT POOPING!!!!

Erini: then what was u doin????

Hood: masturbating

Erini: oHFJ
Erini: over me?;-))))
Erini: DONYT ANSERT YHAT

Hood: i don't know what u look like
Hood: how can I bash one out over u when idk what u look like

Erini: tru
Erini: is that ur way of tryna get a selfie

Hood: that depends

Erini: upon??

Hood: if it worked

Erini: lemme find one where i don't resemble a potato one sec
Erini: couldn't find one

Hood: just take a selfie for me

Erini: no

Hood: why not

Erini: i'm in a cab
Erini: it'll be weird

Hood: jUSt,,,,, ,,....,,,
Hood: dO It,,,
Hood: dONt leT UR DreAMS Be dReAMS!!!,

Erini: damn ok
Erini: [picture attached]
Erini: idk why i went for the thumbs up approach but yolo

Hood: holy moLY

Erini: is that a good reply or a bad reply

Hood: GOOD!!!!
Hood: ur beautiful wtf

Erini: thank u omh

Hood: i'm embarrassing myself i must go

Erini: WAIT
Erini: what do I get Frida??

Hood: concert tickets, I creeped on both of ur Twitters, nd u both like Halsey v v much apparently
Hood: she's touring soon bc of badlands being released

Erini: ur a genius i love u

Hood: i love u too :-)))
Hood: now gbye before I embarrass myself again

Erini: bye clum❤❤