Misty (Soul Eater X Reader)

chapter one

Today is my first day at the DWMA and oh my fucking God these stairs are so fucking long I don't know how the fuck anyone even walks this shit on a normal daily basis I would much rather shoot myself in the head. Anyways I'm (Y/n) I'm a weapon but I lowkey want to be a Meister so I'm being a monster and I'm an orphan because I'm awesome for some email reason I don't have parents and today is honestly my first day here and it's spooky it's scary and I hope no skeletons get me. I somehow managed to get up to the stairs my awesome cool hair (literally add whatever details you want to the hair) flowing into the wind because it's stupid and breezy on the top I saw dramatically as I waltz my fat ass inside looking around I see a lot of people and then I see some kid with a blue hair or running down the hall he's wearing some bullshit some crops black shirt with a kind of hood it's a big ginormous white pants with a black stripes on the bottom and some big ugly boots and his hair is in a blue star. He's ugly ass almost trips me and I almost see God and then some pretty woman with a pretty white dress with a yellow stock on the left side and long black hair that's in a ponytail watch past nervously trying to reason with the blue haired kid about some bullshit him and some white haired kid are low-key talking I don't know any of these fucking so I mind my own fucking business. I have to head to death's door to register and get my bulshit because I registered late and just School because I'm a freak and I was in the psych ward because I got a little spooky but that's not my fault that's my dead parent's fault. I end up where I need to be I talk a little to death and I hate to the class I answer and I see the same blue hair freak I sit in the back and then I hear the teacher though and he starts dissecting a ostrich well the whole class watches and then the bell rings. I was walking exploring a little and then I bumped into someone. "ow fuck!" I say falling on my ass, ass over tea kettle "hey you alright" I hear someone saying I look up and I see some email looking kid with some shit stripes on one side of his head and bright yellow kind of orange eyes I look deep into them and I think to myself damn that might be my new bitch I haven't had one since 1983. I got up and brush the dirt off of myself and I said in my quote awesome voice "yeah I'm phenomenal so what's your name sweet cheeks". He looks at me a little cringed out which is understandable I just called him sweet cheeks but hey game is game "death the kid... I'm death's son what's yours" she asks and then I look at him and move some hair behind my ear "I'm y/n I'm a weapon but I'm training to be a Meister" I put my hand out for him to shape because I'm so awesome why wouldn't he want to shake my hand. We shake hands and then some tall girl that's also really pretty with medium length hair wearing a tank top and some jeans walks over "hey kid hurry up your dad wants to see us" he turns to the girl and nods then turns back to me says his goodbyes and leaves. I think to myself what fine shit I have witnessed on both ends I don't know if that's his girlfriend or something but I wouldn't mind a polycule after a little while of being lost into the Halls I end up out of the school and I walk my Mary ass back home and I think to myself what a wonderful first day not a lot happened but I found a hot bitch maybe three hey well I'm at it might as well get myself a harem.