Chapter 0.5

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"I swear this is better than what Kunikida makes!" You exclaimed as you dug in your deliciously warm/cool (f/f) in front of you. You had never tasted any version of this food better than this one.

 
"Mmmmm" you hummed as you devoured it, the filling melting almost instantly in your mouth, satisfying your taste buds immensely.

"I hope you're enjoying your meal, miss!" The lone waiter, a young boy of about ten cheerfully exclaimed.

"You bet I am, kiddo!" You replied.

Let me explain why you were eating your heart out in this cute aesthetic cafe, my dear reader-

It started with a really bad day- You were on your periods. 

"Kunikidaaa. I'm out of snacksssss" Ranpo whined loudly throwing back his head, and spinning in his chair.

"Of course you have- you have been eating non stop and the pantry hadn't been restocked" the man replied calmly, his eyes unwavering from the computer.

"Why wasn't it stocked?! It's absolutely crucial for a great detective like me to get his daily nutrition!" Ranpo huffed.

"You were eating jellybeans majority of the time, they can hardly contain nutrition!"

"Hmph! What about my first question?"

"It isn't ideal to stock and live on snacks." He looked at Ranpo in the eye, while adjusting his glasses. "So I didn't restock it yet. I have given an order for more nutritious food, like fruit, nuts, dates- I even ordered chocolate covered versions of them for you Ranpo-san"

"When will they be here?" An upset Ranpo asked Kunikida.
"Tomorrow. The snacks you had just now we're supposed to last till tomorrow 12 o'clock. Seems like I had underestimated today's case Ranpo-san"
"Whatever" with that Ranpo began to play with  the marble in his ramune bottle, the gears in his mind turning and twisting dangerously.

"When will y/n-Chan be back from her mission? She isn't having the best day, you know. Better keep her around for surveillance" the same man stated.
Looking at his watch, then at his notebook, Kunikida turned to say "any moment now", when the entrance door of the agency opened.

Standing at the door, was a girl no less than 18, reading the paper. Her shoes tapped in rhythm as she walked towards her workspace, still not looking at anyone. 

"Heyo Y/n-chan!" Ranpo greeted.

no response.

"did you sleep well y/n-kun?" asked kunikida as he tried his best not to looked worried (and scared)

Still nothing.

"Ah! Y/n, anything interesting in the paper?" Akiko Yosano, the agency's physician, asked the young girl. 

"Hmm?" she finally looked up. "No, not really.... People are boring as hell"

"Oh Y/n-chan! Do you wanna go out?" Ranpo asked after a moment

"Out? I just came in!"

"You need sweets- loads of them. Besides, kunikida-kun didn't restock the pantry, And I need snacks urgently!"

"so you want me to come with you to get diabetes wrapped in colourful bits of paper?" she asked.

"They're not 'diabetes wrapped in paper'!" Ranpo yelled, offended.

"hmmm"

"I'll take that as a yes!" He announced, dragging the young girl towards the door.

"Oi- I have work-!!" She yelled.

"So do I. But you want something interesting today, right? And I need something sweet. So let's kill 2 birds with a stone."

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"Mmmm" you voiced as the food melted in your mouth.

"I'm back!" Ranpo announced as he brought his tray over. It had all sorts of desserts- Cakes, Donuts, cookies, cupcakes.

"How- How do you have so much money!?" You shrieked at him. Cause the dessert you were currently having was.... abit expensive for your bugdet. 

"Oh? I took Kunikida's" he stated calmly.

"Does he know?" You asked, sweatdropping.

"Not yet." He said, mouth full of cake.

"..."

"wanna have some coffee after?"

"your impossible"

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"You look worried." Ranpo states after sometime.

"I'm not" You lied, finishing you food.

"Mhmm... And I hate sweets."

"..."

"Don't worry." he said looking at you properly. "We're still here right? Your still a part of the agency.  So don't worry about anything. If there's a problem- We will handle it. You won't be alone ever again. I swear on my snacks" he joked at the last part, making you smile.

"so don't ever worry about anyone of us leaving you- we won't"

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Chapter End!!

A/N- 

Dear readers, thank you so much for reading this book!!!

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                        -Painted Blue <333

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