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|~James with that bitchass sirius decided to bully that emo Severus again, Because they thought "Why not." And they were bullying him because they're fucks but then lily that motherfucking "Liki-liki-LIKKIIIII" decided to stop that shit or whatever, sadly severus is very angy and tells her~|
-"You madafakin mudblood i dont need fuckin shitty help from a madafakin mudblood"- (Severus)
|~james in the background picks his fuckin nose then fuckin just decided to say "Btw im gay." Sirius fuckin told him "Nice one j- wait what." While Lily farts and says~|
-"M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- M- MUDDY BLOOD?! HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU, YOU STUPID EMO GOTH GAY BAT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ENDING THIS FRIENDSHIP!! OH ALSO IM MARRYING YOUR BULLY! OH AND IM PREGNANT WITH HIM, OH AND IM NAMING THE CHILD HARRY POTTAH AND GIVING HIM HIS FATHERS LOOKS AND MY EYES SO HE CAN HAUNT YOU FOREVER! IN RUNNING AWAY WITH JAMES!"- (Lily)
|~lily that fattie runs away with that gay James and they never ever came back to graduate 7th year school because they're fucks, anyways now its awkward silence because the fuck they're supposed to say, but then Severus that emo fuck says~|
-".......HOW IS SHE PREGNANT?!- SHES 16!!! ITS IMPOSSIBLE?!"- (Severus)
|~Sirius looks at him then at the spot where fattie lily and gay james ran away then fuckin looks back at emo goth Severus~|
-"So uh. I'm going to remus. This got too awkward........"- (Sirius)
|~And so Sirius left leaving Severus alone while he complained that lily is literally fuckin 16 like bitchass how is she pregnant~|
-"Wait... What's that smell? ...........DID SHE FUCKIN SHIT HERSELF?!- HELL NAW!"- (Severus)
|~Severus the emo starts coughing so he fuckin sprinted away from that place and accidentally end up in the forest but who the fuck cares at least hes far from the smell...~|
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Later on as he grows up
Sry its short its basically one part of him in the childhood lol-
It might involve a bit too much swearing- i apologize for that i just do not take some shit seriously sometimes TvT, but ehh, hoped you enjoyed it?- lol
The next parts will be adulthood now- 👍, i wanted to add emojis to the chat so bad LOL- 😩
Oh and btw if you're wondering:
394 words have been used lol :3
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