Autocorrect

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"So how was your day?"


"I hate you. I will slice off your arms and chop off your legs and shove them down your throat. And while you are choking on your very own limbs, I will saw your head off with a toothbrush-- ensuring the slow and painful death that you deserve."


"......what?"


"Haha, autocorrect. I meant good."

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