29. Copy your lesson with a yellow highlighter.
30. Play the saxophone.
31. Make confettis with your notebook, throw all the shreds into the air and shout "Merry Christmas! ! ". Repeat the process every 15 minutes.
32. In language class, bring a friend who isn't in your class and tell the teacher that it's your Kosovan correspondent.
33. * Competition: the one who writes the most "the" in an hour on an A4 sheet.(Personal Record: 18564, contact me if you do better).
34. * Imitate the farm animals.
35. Talk in rhymes.
36. After a quarter of an hour, flip your desk and yell "F*** it! I have other things to do in my life than this class! ". Putyour affairs in order and act as if nothing had happened.
37. bring your tiger along.
38. Put on a false beard. And say, "Ho, ho, ho! ".
39. Entering the class, say it is very hot in here, and undress yourself.
40. Count the atoms (it may take some time ...).
41. Put your hands between your legs, go to the teacher, and hop, saying, "Potty! POTY!! I need to go pottyyyyyyyyy!! "Keep going until the teacher lets you go to the toilet.
42. Raise your hand, and tell a joke (rotten one if possible).
43. Order a pizza. (Pizza Hut number: 0825 030 030). (A/N: this is Pizza Hut' number in France)
44. * Draw shadocqs on the desks.
45. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand and say "I don't know" and then sit down again with a disappointed look on your face.
46. * Contest: Do not remove your gaze from the teacher's. Whoever fails, has to give him(her)self a huge slap.
47. Bring a book and read. (preferably a magazine, a TV guide or a newspaper).
48. Play the bass.
49. Put your legs behind your head. (It's not that hard).
50. Watch the door and windows, looking anxious. When the teacher asks you what you're doing, panic, and say, "He came! ! they're coming to get me! ! AAAAAhhhh! ! !".
51. nothing
52. Come with oven mitts, and a clothespin on your nose.
53. Think out loud ("I need to scratch my butt," "the hot chick in the front has a nice thong" or "oops, I farted").
54. You have to do a dissertation?
Go to this group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7374542805&ref=ts take a text at random in the topics and discussions.
55. When the teacher dictates, lift your finger, and ask what a "guefeuneunwxg." is.
56. Burst out laughing and tell the teacher that your neighbor told you a joke. (to do if you are by the side of a (censored), or an idiot ...).
57. Change places every 5 minutes. Take your time and make as much noise as possible.
58. Ask the teacher what episode of Star Wars he prefers.
59. Talk with a German accent.
60. Imitate the teacher's voice.
61. Crack every bone in your body (fingers, wrists, neck, back ...).
62. Try to sell items to the teacher.
63. When you talk to talk to the teacher, take a 4-second pause between each word.
64. Confirm all of what the teacher is talking about by constantly saying "yes, yes, of course ... "With a very interested look on your face. (works when used by several ppl at the same time).
65. Enjoy a game of frisbee with a pot.
66. Go into a class that is not yours, no one will notice you. When they finally realize that you are here, take a look of astonishment, and say "oh yes! That's true. "And then go out of the room singing.
67. * Host a game of hide and seek under the tables.
68. Made a caricature(mockery) of the teacher on the table.
69. Kiss the teacher on your way into class, and ask them how their weekend was.
70. Count each and everyone of your hairs.
71. Try to eat your ear.
72. Write absurd stories, and send them to me.
73. Ask the teacher to let you out 10 minutes before time, because you do not want to miss the Minikeums.
74. Make a puppet show with your hands.
75. Right when the teacher looks at you, weink at them.
76. Shout Moo! as high as possible without being noticed.
77. Paint.
A/N: I decided to stop here and to post the rest in an oter chapter, cos there's a lot more to come. HOpe u enjoyed it as much as I did when i read it in it's original form.
if u want to access the facebook page of this group go in search and look for ":100 trucs et plus pour ne pas s'emmerder en classe" it's in french, but the videos are to die for!!!
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