My favorite color is sparkly rainbows.
HULA HULA HULA HULA HULAAAAAAAAA
Nom nom nom....
Donuts are good.
PIKA
PIKA PIKA PIKA
PIKA AAAAACHHHHHUUUUUUU
God bless you pikachu
I guess I'm a bad daughter cause I didn't get my dad a present for Father's Day. Haha...yeah maybe I'm just a bad person.
THIS BANANA IS BLUE.
I THINK I MIGHT CRY.
~ thecomputernerd01
So have you ever tried lip-syncing dubstep? IT'S WONDERFUL. I call it techno-talking.
Question:
DUDE WHO IN HELL MAKES TACO SALAD WITH DOROTHY LINCH DRESSING AND BEANS?!?!?!?
Answer:
my mom. EW.
Nooooow it's time for: my fav. Vocab words!!!!!!!
Amalgamate: to mix or blend
Elegy: sad and sorrowful speech
Saliva: slobber, drool, mouth juice.
In a sentence:
If you amalgamate saliva and goat Kiefer while saying a long rhythmic
Elegy you will create a barracuda turd.
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just a much a laytters on a payyyypeeerrrrrr just an old hobo singing on the cuuyuuruurrrrrrrrrrrrbuh....
And now is a tribute to sidewalks for keeping me off of the streets.
DTTHEGEEGIVCHFW
Thank You
I'm trying to decide which Skylander and Skylander Giant is the best and most effective.
Haha and which Pokemon is the best most VERY EFFECTIVE!
That was awful grammar.
Haha so I had some adventures on omegle recently... I put poo in the interests on the first one ... It was like:
Stranger:you like poo
Me: yeah so do you bahahahahahahaahahahaha!
Stranger:marry it hehe
Me: no, you.
Stranger: no thank you
Me: why not?
Stranger: that's gross.
Me: but you love poo so much!
Stranger: don't tell the world of my affair with poo!!!
Me: the world already knows.
Stranger: but that's cause only the cool people like poo. I eat poo all day
Me: uhuh. 'Cool' people.
Stranger : look at me. I mean look at me. This is sexy. Tell me you want to ravish me.
Me: you don't know what sexy is.
Stranger: I see it everyday in the mirror.
Me: that's a picture of me, not a mirror asstard
I KNOW. IM AWESOME.
So I've been thinking about putting some videos of me singing on YouTube, since singing is my second talent after writing. (Oh an I get my humor from my grandma. Yup. ) should I?
Tell me in the comments and I will read them.
FUCKING LLAMAAAAAAAAS in a donut.
YOU ARE READING
DERP JOURNAL!
HumorSo I know I'm an oddball, but get this: I feel like being in touch with fellow awepic wattpadders . Or wait, is that wattpaddians? I donno. So I'm writing this, pretty much a journal of awesomeness that teaches you life, love and- AW HEEEEEELLLLLLLL...
