DND

PART 1

Title: "The GOAT Who Ate the Quest"

Nightshade: "So, to confirm, we're saving the world because a god lost a sandwich?"

GOAT: "It was a divine sandwich."

Obian: "I risk my life for shadows and coins, not condiments."

Soliare: "As a knight, I vow to defend honor, justice, and apparently lunch."

Narzug: "I'm hungry. Is the sandwich enemy and can I eat it? Can I smash doors?"

Nagi: "If the sandwich is cursed, I'm just going to breathe fire on it."

GOAT: "Please don't. It's tuna."

Ffion: "Everyone breathe. Except the fire-breather. And the orc."

Nightshade: "What happens if we don't retrieve the sandwich?"

GOAT: "The sun explodes. Or I cry. Same result."

Obian: "I hate gods."

Narzug: "same"

GOAT: "I heard that."

Soliare: "Where was the sandwich last seen?"

GOAT: "In a dungeon guarded by unspeakable horror."

Narzug: " Narzug's not scared of horror or a talking goat."

GOAT: "It's a tax collector."

Narzug: "I'm suddenly scared of you and what u can summon."

Nagi: "I sense a powerful aura of mayonnaise."

Ffion: "That's not an aura, that's indigestion."

Nightshade: "Fine. We'll get your sandwich."

GOAT: "Bless you, mortals."

Obian: "Do we get paid?"

GOAT: "You get... experience."

Soliare: "I hate experience. It never goes well."

Narzug: "Can I eat god if the sandwich is gone?"

GOAT: "Let's all agree that's a 'no.'"

Narzug and Naji: "OH COME ON!!!!!!"

Ffion: "Group hug before destiny?"

Nagi: "I will hug with minimal fire."

Nightshade: "If we die for tuna, I'm haunting everyone."

GOAT: "Worth it."

Guide: "Welcome, heroes. Before I lead you onward, I must ask... how did you all meet?"

Nightshade: "Bad life choices."

Obian: "Crime."

Soliare: "Honor."

Narzug: "Punching."

Nagi: "Fire."

Ffion: "Healing the punching and fire."

GOAT: "I assembled them like a very loud salad."

All of us but Ffion and Soliare: "time to eat a goat"

Guide: "I meant... in detail."

Nightshade: "I was researching forbidden magic in a tavern."

Obian: "I was stealing from the same tavern."

Soliare: "I was hired to stop the stealing."

Narzug: "I was breaking down a door."

Nagi: "I was the tavern."