•My random corner of Wattpad•

Why

Me and Katelyn are both watching A three hour long Barney movie-

AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING

Selena Gomez has to stop being so selfish, gawd. That magic fish ain't giving her a mansion anytime soon.

Also, learn how to make not-ugly shoes Selena. Those white boots looked like they're from the 1920's.

Also, WHY IS BARNEY SO GOD DANG CREEPY-