sollux: this spot?

karkat: AH FUCK YES!!!

sollux gets faster and rougher with each thrust until...

sollux: kk i'm close!

karkat: same here!

sollux takes karkat's bulge in his hand and starts to pump in rhythm of his thrusts.

karkat: SOLLUX!!

sollux: KARKAT!!

and with that they climaxed together.

sollux: that was great.

karkat and sollux then hear laughter from the other side of the door. so sollux gets boxers on and goes to see who it was.

sollux: the fuck nep?! and eriden?!

he sounded more confused when he saw eriden.

eriden: oh shit wwe've been caught run!!

nepeta: ah!

sollux: get back here!!

nepeta: THE SHIP HAS SAILED BITCHES!!

eriden: oh fuck!

karkat: sollux don't case them u are drenched in my genetic material.

sollux: *looks down* oh ya. wanna go take a shower?

karkat: sure.

      random travel to dirk and jake's house no one' POV

dirk: u caught them doing what?!

nepeta: me and fishy herd them through the door furucking!

jake: did u have to be graphic?

nepeta: yes!

eriden: then sol came out and yelled at us.

jake: why were u two spying on them again?

nepeta: we wanted to see a ship sail irl!

eriden: wwell she did but, i wwent wwith cause she said she wwould stop wwritin fanfic if i didn't!

nepeta: and in return i'll write 2 chapters of erisol for u with extra lemons.*wink*

eriden:*face turns purple* shh nep the can't know about that!

dirk: u write lemons about eriden and sollux!? hahahahahahah!

jake: what is a 'lemon' in fanfiction?

dirk: smut. pretty much written porn.

jake: oh! so u have a crush on sollux?

eriden: ya but, it's gone noww so noww i just read fanfic.

nepeta: i'll send it to u dirky.

dirk: yes! u read my mind.

jake: i don't know if i want to read that!

dirk: are u sure? 

nepeta: i have some about mew two! here i keep it on me at all times!

jake: WHY!?!?

nepeta: reasons anyway u read that and me and fishy will go write fanfics. bye!

eriden: bye

dirk and jake: bye

dirk: thx for the smut!

nepeta: no puroblem!

nep and eriden left and dirk and jake went to their room and dirk locked the door.

jake: why lock the door?

dirk: so i could do this.

dirk pushes jake againts the wall and starts a make-out session.

jake: *moans* dirk what are yo..

jake gets cut off by dirk grabbing his member in his hand.

dirk: i see u got hard.

jake: maybe...only cause of u.

dirk: good.

dirk mover them to the bed and sit jake down and get on his knees between jake's legs. dirk takes jake's pants and boxers off while jake takes off their shirts.after they are both naked dirk takes jake's member in his mouth and suck hard.

jake: ah dirk!! holy shit!!

dirk: u taste so good.

jake: d-don't say stuff like that! it's embarrassing!

dirk: but u do!

jake: ah dirk i'm gonna...

dirk: cum for me!

jake cums in dirk's mouth. then dirk positions himself at jake's entrance and pushes in slowly.

jake: ah dirk!! faster!!

dirk: i'm barely in and u want more? well i guess i can do that.

dirk slams in the rest of the way and thrusts faster and faster.

jake: ah! dirk i'm gonna..

dirk: same here! can i..

jake: cum inside me! please!

dirk: okay

they climax toghether and scream each other name's. dirk pulls out  and lays next to jake.

jake: fuck that was good!

dirk: wanna go shower?

jake: sure but no hand jobs i can't go another round.

dirk: fine only this once tho.

jake: deal

A/N: i'm gonna end it there. this turned from just solkat into full on just random homestuck smut. later nerds.

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