What I wrote when I was 12

My Version of a Fairytale

if you're a HP fan, you'll know where I borrowed one of Draco's lines 🤣😋😎

a prince rides to a castle on his white horse. he reaches the castle to rescue the princess, only to find his path blocked by hundreds of dragons! that's definitely more dragons then usual he thought. he draws his sword and says to the lead dragon "where is the princess!". the dragon shifts and then turns back into the princess. the prince is astonished and says "my dear princess, I'm here to escort you to my palace to live a life of riches, if you take my hand in marriage" the princess thinks for a moment and says "how about: I go with you your palace and live a life of riches, with my dragons. and we forget the marriage?". "This isn't how it's supposed to go!" the prince said. the princess said back "well what can you give me that I can't get for myself? I have friends-I don't care about family! I'm already filthy rich! I'm queen of the dragons! I get to rain fire and hell upon my enemies! and I get ten different men to mess with every week! so I don't care for marriage! now I thank you for your time and I wish to stop wasting mine, so if you could please get back on your fleabag of a horse and galop into the sunset, alone" and when he still refuses to go away, she says "I eat grown men twice your size for breakfast" she turns into her dragon form and says "I'll give you a ten minutes head start to run, I like chasing my food" the prince is already galloping away on his white steed. the princess soars into the air to give chase. one of the little dragons shout out to the prince "me and my cousin have a bet! I bet you won't last twelve seconds agenst her! my cousin says you won't last five!" and the king, on his deathbed never heard of his son again. and the kingdom collapsed miserably into ruin! what can I say! pissing off dragonesses has consequences.

.the end.