my version of Creature Commandos

chapter 8: first day out of Bell Reve

Tired waiter: here's your pizza.

Then the waiter walked away.

Harley: is no one going to question how this took 2 hours to make?

Felicity: it doesn't matter!

Gaz: she's right, it doesn't matter.

Then they started eating their pizza while Dek just stared at his.  Felicity immediately noticed.

Felicity: Dek, aren't you going to eat?

Dek: usually us yautja hunt for what we eat.

Felicity: just take a bite.

Then Dek slowly took a bite out of the pizza... His mind literally blew up.

Kai: uhh, Dek, are you--

Then Dek started eating the pizza very fast and violently.

Leela: I guess that means he likes it, flea.

Dib: guess that answers my question on whether yautja eat using their mouth or their mandibles.

Everyone just stared at Dek.

Gaz: and you chose him as your boyfriend?

Felicity: yes, I did, and he's much better than that asshole Fritz!

Gaz: I'll take your word for it.

(Time skip)

We see them leaving Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

Kai: we should be heading back.

Felicity: you guys head to my house.  Me Dek, and my hyena Fetch will catch up.

Fetch: (barks)!

Kai and Leela grew concerned looks.

Leela: please let it not be anything sex related in an alleyway.

Felicity: no, I just need to get a part for my Mimic animatronic.  I'm not like my nymphomaniac sister!

GI robot: (somehow confused) your sister starts fires?

Kai: okay, let's go!

He shouted as he and the others left Dek and Felicity behind.  Dek used his makeshift translator to ask...

Dek: (electronic voice) didn't your father say he was going to prepare a feast for us tonight?

Felicity: it won't be long I promise.

Dek and Felicity walked towards some random store.

Dek: what is this place?

Felicity: while I do get most of my equipment from the scrapyard there are some things there that are either too broken or too rusty to even properly work anymore, so sometimes I come here. 

Then she put the large bag down and started opening it.

Felicity: before I became what you see me as now, I was building an animatronic replica of the Mimic.  Specifically the Mimic from the FNAF security breach DLC.  I wasn't able to get some of the parts I needed because of general Flag, that dick!

Fetch: (growls)

Then Felicity pulled out an unfinished animatronic replica of the Mimic.

Felicity: so, now I have to continue building it far later than I expected!

Dek: that is very impressive--

Dek tried to touch the animatronic but Felicity immediately pulled it away.