my version of Creature Commandos featuring my OCs Felicity and Leela (Kai belongs to SpaceGuyGamer)
I don't own Creature Commandos (or Harley Sawyer and Yarnaby)
We see the entire team on an airship flying on their way to Pokolistan.
Dek: (growls/clicking sounds).
Yarnaby: (weird noises)
Rick: I know you all aren't exactly enthusiastic about this mission.
Dr phosphorus: general, I believe you read us wrong. We're delighted to be here and delighted to serve our country. And Dek's obviously here because of Waller.
Rick: okay.... Uhh, great.
Then Bride stared at Dr phosphorus, trying to see if he was smiling.
Bride: are you smiling?
Dr phosphorus: yes.
Harley: sarcastically?
Dr phosphorus: mmm hmm.
G.I. robot was just staring at Weasel, who was tied to his seat and was trying to show his way out.
G.I. robot: G.I. robot is detecting unease. Could he be, G.I. robot asks, in fear of being discovered as Nazi scum.
He said as he turned his arm into a gun and pointed it at Weasel. Rick pushed the gun away from weasel.
Rick: no. Put your arm--- your gun down. He's not a Nazi.
Dr phosphorus: child killer though.
Kai and Leela: WHAT!?!
Felicity: what is he? William Afton?
Harley: it's not a great look.
Rick: supposedly he had a bad experience the last trip he took on this Osprey, that's all.
Then the Bride looked out the window to see that they were above Pokolistan.
Bride: are we in Goddamn Pokolistan?
Nina: you've been here before?
Bride: (groans) fucking hell.
Felicity: well, I've been here. My mom's grandmother would take me here just to steal from orphans, I would always try to give them something back when I thought she wouldn't notice. Then when she did notice she said "if you keep doing that then the g(beep)sies will take you"
Nina: WHAT THE!?!
Kai: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Harley: what the hell!?
Leela: what the fuck!
Bride & Dr phosphorus: damn!
Kai: your great grandma was racist as fuck!
Felicity: she was racist. She's dead now. Thank God.
Rick: still, that was fucked.
(In Pokolistan)
They had landed in Pokolistan princess Ilana's guards drove them to the castle in vans and as they were driving Weasel was getting a little crazy.
Weasel: (grunting)
Fetch: (growls)
Rick: calm down. We'll be there soon.
Then Weasel started pissing in the van.
Dr phosphorus: oh God. Is he pissing. HE'S PISSING!!! You son of a bitch! God it's on my leg.
Kai: holy shit, that's a lot of piss.
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