my version of Creature Commandos

chapter 8: first day out of Bell Reve

Dek: (electronic voice) what horrifying form of human torture is this?

He asked, seeing the animatronics performing for the customers.

Gaz: did you have to bring them here!?

Leela: hey, we were told to keep an eye on them.

Felicity: Dek, this is Bloaty's Pizza Hog.  I've been coming to this place since I was a kid.  I think it's where my love for animatronics started before FNAF.  I've missed the greasy pizza smell for some time.

Dek: what is pizza?

Everyone: ...

Kai: of course he doesn't know what pizza is.  He's an alien!

Dr phosphorus: well kid, pizza is a food that originated in Italy that humans eat.  People put different toppings on it.

Kai: I prefer cheese bread.

Felicity: yeah, I tend to get stuffed crust pizza.

Then a waiter walked up to them.

Tired waiter: welcome to Bloaty's.  What the fuck do you want?

Gaz: I'll order a fully loaded supreme pepperoni maximum pizza with extra everything and some Pepsi.  Just get my brother a normal pepperoni with coke.

Dib: Gaz, I--

Tired waiter: right away, ma'am.  And will your weird looking friends be having anything?

Felicity: yes, I'll have a pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust, Dek will have meat lovers with extra everything, just give both Kai and Leela over here pepperoni pizza with a side cheese bread, and, guys, do you want anything?

Nina: maybe some cheese pizza and some water.

Felicity: okay, anyone else?

Dr phosphorus: I'll take anything as long as it's not pineapple.

Felicity: okay, he'll get the ultimate that just has lots of pepperoni and too much cheese.  Then just get another meat lovers to feed weasel and Yarnaby.  Bride, what do you want.

Bride: no, thanks.

Felicity: chicken barbecue?  The extra bloated pizza?  What do you want?  We could just easily save it for tomorrow.

Bride: no, really, I'm fine.

Felicity: you need to at least try it.

Bride: ... Okay....

Felicity: and another pepperoni.  And just get Dr pepper for everyone else's drinks.

Then the waiter took the menus and left.

Gaz started playing games on her Game Slave console.

Dib: so, as we're waiting...

He said as he pulled out a notebook and pen.

Dib: so, does your kind lay eggs or give birth like mammals?

Felicity: Dib!

Bride: that's really what you want to ask right now?

Dek: from what my brother Kwei said about his lessons about our biology, it's similar to mammals and that females tend to have 3 to 6 sucklings.

Felicity: WHAT!?!

Kai: damn!

Dib: that many?

Gaz: (growls) I hate you, Dib!

GI robot: should we be killing Nazis soon.

Leela: maybe later, GI.

(Two hours later)