my version of Creature Commandos

chapter 8: first day out of Bell Reve

Weasel: (squeaks)

(Later, at dinner)

Everyone was just sitting there with awkward silence since Ruth and Heather crashed the whole thing.  Gaz was just playing her game, ignoring everything.

Dr phosphorus: (whispers) this is getting uncomfortable.

Harley: (thoughts) for once no one is screaming like crazy.  It's actually nice.

Cade: so, Dek, tell us about where you're from.

Dib just pulled out a notebook and pen so we can write whatever Dek was gonna say.  Dek then used his makeshift translator to talk.  He hated that Felicity's mother was there.  After everything she did to Felicity, she didn't deserve the right to live.

Dek: (electronic voice) I come from yautja prime.  From birth we are taught to hunt for honor and glory.  Going to different planets hunting the strongest prey.  From what my... Father said, lots of yautja have come to earth--

Ruth: oh, aliens coming to earth.  How original!

Dr Membrane: (whispers) it happens more than you think.

Then he slowly sips a cup of tea.

Felicity: Ruth, if you don't like it, get out!

Then she started drinking slowly while staring at Ruth.  Ruth also angrily staring at Felicity while drinking tea slowly.

Cade: well, Dek's home planet sounds like a fine place to raise the children.

Then Felicity, Ruth, and Membrane all started spitting out their drinks as Dek was now choking on a piece of meat he was eating.  Harley just face palmed.

Harley: (exhausted) kill me.

Dr Membrane: (whispers) scientifically speaking Felicity could not survive having yautja children.

Vanessa: (whispers) Membrane.

Dib: (whispers) I kind of wonder what their kids would look like.

Dek finally coughed out the food he choked on.

Felicity: DAD!!!

Cade: I'll go get the food.

He said as he left the room.

Dr phosphorus: I'm pretty sure it's too early for you kids to even be talking about that.

Bride: you're still children.

Ruth: I agree with green Ghost Rider and raggedy Anne here.  I just started eating.

Felicity: don't you fucking dare!

Dek: what is that supposed to mean?

Felicity: I'm pretty sure his home planet is a great place!

Dr Membrane: uhh.... It might not be.

That just pissed off Vanessa.

Vanessa: stay out of it!

Ruth: well, it's great for his type!

Dek: (growling) my type!?

Fetch, Yarnaby & weasel: (whining)

Kai: I got to go to the bathroom.

Then Cade walked in with dinner.

Cade: great!  I didn't burn dinner!  I had to use most of my savings to make sure it was large enough for everybody.  I think I overdid it by also getting a pig roast and lobster.

Kai: I guess I could wait.

Then Cade set the dinner on the table and sat down.

Cade: okay, let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling.  Everybody, dig in.