Ask or Dare Lapis and Peridot! [LAPIDOT]

Peridot's Creepy Little Secret...

Lapis: Oh! we have another ask! It's for you! *Lapis is holding an ice pack on the back of her head because of the 'incident'*
Peridot: OH NO. NO.
Lapis: It's from kittysurvive and it says, "Peridot do you have any feelings for other Gems? Like Jasper or Yellow Diamond?"
Peridot: *Gags* Ew, oh my gem, NO. Okay, so Jasper... nononononononono. *She makes a disgusted face as if she saw something dead* And Yellow Diamond... *Dreamy eyes* Okay, being in love with your superior is REALLY STUPID and I am not a Gem who is considered 'stupid'. *Her eyes dart around nervously* Um, Lapis, can I go now?
Lapis: Okay, fiiiiine.
*Peridot makes a run for her room*
Lapis: Hmm... Something fishy is up with her. I'm going to check it out...
*Lapis sneaks over to Peridot's room and peers through the door.*
Peridot: *Chanting while she is on her knees and worshipping* Yellow Diamond! Yellow Diamond!
*Peridot starts singing a weird ballad quietly (Just a little bonus that I just quickly wrote)*
Peridot: Oh! Yellow Diamond, the greatest Gem of all!
She governs her people and her land!
And with great passion, all her Gems follow her commands!
Yellow Diamond, the greatest. Gem. Of. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL! *Then Peridot glances at the door, and then yelps when she sees Lapis* HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW?
Lapis: Enough to know that you're crazy over Yellow. Wait-Oh my-YOU HAVE A SHRINE FOR HER, TOO?!
Peridot: Umm... Okay, I am a tad crazy about her.
Lapis: A TAD?! Even normal human married couples don't make shrines and worship each other!
*Peridot had already made a run for who-knows-where.*
Lapis: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER I SWEAR I'LL WRING HER OUT LIKE A TOWEL.