{ hi, future me coming through. i hate this book with a passion, i made this when i was 12 and i would really appreciate it if we just forget this book ever happened. i was definitely in my random phase while writing this shit storm. anyway, please do not continue beyond this point. }
Hey perverted people!
Since you clicked on this book, you probably know what you are expecting..
But let me make a few things clear.
*THIS IS A BOOK WHERE I WRITE ABOUT SEX, ALRIGHT? DON'T LIKE THOSE STUFF? PLEASE LEAVE.
*FULL OF COLORFUL WORDS. YOU CAN DISCOVER THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW HERE. (there's foul words)
*IF YOU'RE SOME NINE YEAR OLD THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A DICK IS, I SUGGEST YOU DON'T READ THIS.
*I'M NOT A PRO, SO IF YOU SEE A TYPO DON'T GET TOO SASSY BECAUSE I WILL SASS BACK I AM WARNING YOU.
*A FEW INFO IF YOU CANT READ SOME IMAGINES:
1. follow me in order to read it because apparently it's rated r
2. if you have this in your library delete it and re-add it
3. enjoy smut (apparently it doesn't work until you log out of wattpad and log back in soz)
(I have started this book two years ago where I wasn't that good with words so there would be a few mispelled words and grammatical errors [ex. instead of you're I wrote your] so please don't point it out or make a sarcastic remark or anything because I am already extremely embarrassed by it. thank you.)
(P.S. Please excuse my obnoxious and stupid authors notes. Just, don't read those.)
OKAY HAVE FUN YOU HORNY LITTLE FUCKERS
I'm sorry I called you fuckers ily
- EJ
