(swearing involved)
(Characters involved are in unsup members, guests (or should I say guest) and rpcs)
Just a note that all of these are jokes don't take em seriously
Unless it's confirmed by the members themselves-
(If you notice unfamiliar names, they are guests or rpcs)
Kidnapper 1: We have finally captured the unsupervised kids
Kidnapper 2: About that
Kidnapper 2: I don't know how we're gonna tell these kids-
Kidnapper 1: For fuck sake just let me do it
Kidnapper 1: They're children how hard could it be?
Later
Kidnapper 1: State your name for the record
Blackstar: Your name for the record
Kidnapper 1: No
Kidnapper 1: YOUR name for the record
Blackstar: Oh so sorry
Blackstar: YOUR name for the record
Kidnapper 1: God damn
Riggy: I want in.
Kidnapper 1: Excuse me?
Riggy: What are you asking for? 300 mil?
Riggy: We can bump that up
Riggy. Here take one of my fingers
Dylon: HELP
Dylon: HELPPPP
Dylon: POLICIAAAA
Echo: Tighter.
Kidnapper 1: What?
Echo: Don't bitch out in the knocks again fucko
Echo: I said TIGHTER
Kidnapper 1: Okay this energy is a little creepy
Echo: BRUISE ME BITCH
Echo: YOU WONT
Kidnapper 1: Would you stop cleaning the couch?
JacQuay: Kill me if you must
JacQuay: But get a tide-to-go stick YOU VAGABONDS!
Jellezy: I'm hungry
Jellezy: What time is it
Jellezy: Can we get MacDonalds
Jellezy: I have to pee
Jellezy: Why are you so itchy
Jellezy: I'm cold
Jellezy: Where are we
Jellezy: I don't have to pee anymore
Jellezy: I'm hungry
Crystal: Heyyyyyy
Crystal: I'm starting to think you guys don't have candy!
Digs: Once more now with feeling
Kidnapper 1: Shut up or I'll kill you
Digs: NOW POINT THE GUN AT ME
Kidnapper 1: *points gun* SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Digs: See now you just sound like le sussy baka
Kidnapper 1: Cooperate and I can guarantee your safety
Westy: See now your first mistake was thinking I care.
Cleo: *running around while the other kidnappers try to catch*
*phone call*
Midnight: Go for Midnight
Kidnapper 1: Midnight we have your children
Midnight: And?
Kidnapper 1: Can you please come pick them up?
Midnight: And?
Kidnapper 1: Ugh
Kidnapper 1: We're sorry
Midnight: I'm on my way.
