Sonic rap battles

Sonic versus Shadow

Me: Welcome back people, I have another great battle for you. With a record of 0 wins and 0 losses we have the so called ultimate life form....Shadow the hedgehog
Shadow: let's just get this over with, I have things to do.
Me: Fine. And with a record of 0 wins and 1 loss. The fastest thins alive...well except for me. We have Sonic the hedgehog.
Sonic: this time I won't lose.
Me: ok Sonic will start...begin
Sonic: Hey look it's Shadow. Soon to be a lost dad tho. Whoa, you look pretty mad bro. I mean come on, you de-pressed freak. You reak, you weak. Ultimate life form, ha, I bet youd die from a tiny thorn. No one would mourn your death, like you were hopped up on meth. Look strips. Ill punch out your lights, I mean c'mon you shouldn't have the right. You just a synthetic creation, built to be a Shadow of me...oh did you see, the pun, I will be the one. Who people will say won
Shadow: Won...hmph...That's a long stretch, but I'll let you have your fun...good now your done. My burns are like the sun, hot as he'll. I'll throw you in a well, watch you drown with no sound and profoundly no one will give a shit. Oh please Sonic don't throw your little fit just wit-ness my greatness, watch your lateness. Cuz your too slow. Your girl Amy's a how, your bars set really low, why don't you put on a damn bow, cuz your a girl "bro". Your not worthy enough to be called a foe. So....get the fuck out my face
Sonic: Don't spit those lies, hidden within those lines, in like land mines-
Shadow: sorry mutha fucka I don't have the grace to let you go and try to win.I'll beat you so bad, you won't ever make a sound again. You think I'm a depressed freak, ha, at least I didn't suck off Tails. All you do is produce fails, your slower than fucking snail mail, your shit sounds like a bitch ass whale, and your face looks like burnt kale. While my bars are hard, nothing like lard, cuz their coming from my tight ass jaw. Your a bitch Sonic, you lost to a girl, you lost to your for, now you can't go out in the world. Now let's move onto that girl that fucked you up with her slurs...AmyRose... I'll just sit here and pose, while people write their prose. About who? Its pretty crazy but it's called the Shadamy